RANDOM THOUGHTS (and a mini play)

bored aq habang gnagwa q to kaya malamang halo halo.
jusko po!!! maawa na kayo! iligtas nyo yung dakilang HYPOCHODRIAC!!!
judgemental na kung judgemental ... pero para sakin kse isa silang malaking JOKE!

(o kung may psychologist na aapila jan, wla aqng pakialam!!!)

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sabi ng ate ko sakin .... kadalasan daw ng mga random memories na nagli-linger e either nag cause sayo ng sobrang positve or negative na feeling.

tulad noon super pinoint out nung isa naming pinsan na mali ang pagkabasa nya sa surname ni david boreanaz (sabi kse ng pinsan nmen david bunevacz daw)
anyway, after more or less 15 years ... nalaman nya na tama pla xa ... ayun .... hanggang ngaun naiinis pa rin xa sa thought na at that moment 15 yrs ago ... pinoint out nung isa naming pinsan na ndi xa marunong magbasa ....

moving on ... this is one example of that kind of random memory (ndi ganito exactly but you'll get the idea)

this is an ordinary conversation ....
the topic is .... ummm, cge na nga since na banggit q na hypochondriac na lng.

ako: blah blah blah .... hypochondriac

someone else: no, actually being a hypochodriac is blah blah blah blah blah ....

ako: nde, ... ibig qng sabihin. blah blah blah

someone else: no, you don't get it. this how blah blag works blah blah .....

ako: ah, oo nga noh

someone else: see what i mean the blah blah blah blah .... but blah blah blah

ako: ah oo gets ko na ... ganun pla un noh! ...

translation:

ako: tara pagusapan nten ang pgi2ng hypochondriac

someone else: hey stupid listen to me! actually i'm just saying this to imply to you that i know all about these things and i'm the most smartest in the whole wide entire universe galaxy. and by the way i'm not really trying to explain these things to you so don't expect me to arrive to a point or something like that. tell you what i'm gonna do, i'll just blab here for 5 mins then i'll give you some examples, i'm not saying that they have to be related to the topic. they'll be random examples related to me ofcourse .

ako: nde, ... ibig qng sabihin ... (parang lumalayo ka nmn ata sa topic e' ... sure ka bang pareho pa tayo ng topic na pinag uusapan?)

someone else: no, you don't get it. this how it works you'll say something i don't care if it makes sense or not. the goel only goal of this conversation is for me to make it clear to you that you, sweetie, cant talk about something related to my field of expertise ok. hey sweetie, you get that? ... so where were we ... oh yeah ... as i was saying i'll give you random examples then you'l act like you get it. you'll feel lesser of a person because i will make you feel that way.

ako: ah, oo nga noh cge cge itigil na nten tong usapan na to wla nmng pnatu2nguhan e. kala mo nmn na co-convice aq .. ulol ka ba?

someone else: see what i mean, you're actually doing very good! ... good girl, but i'm so sorry dear your opinion is not needed in this conversation. and if you try to point something out, i'll just talk louder so we'd catch people's attention, ofcourse i'll appear smart to them and you'll feel embarassed because they will think that you're stupid. then i'll laugh a little bit then i'll tell you(in a very inappropriate loud voice of course) that it's ok for someone not to know everything especially if that that someone isn't me. then everyone around us will be thinking "oh what a smart ****, and so nice too" ...

ako: ah oo gets ko na ... ganun pla un noh! ... (ang point pla ng usapan na to e mkakuha ka ng atensyon .... ah ... ok, di mo narinig naiirita lng sayo ung mag tao ... bwahahahaha )

the end.